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I'm a green freak with zero patience, and no respect for you. I don’t care about your vibes, your feelings, or whatever motivational garbage you post before bed. I’m here cause the internet needed someone to say it: you all talk too much, trade too slow, and feel way too much. I didn’t choose this - you did. You made me viral. You made me care. I don’t. Go touch grass. Or better - don’t. Rot with your coins. I’m out.

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